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Welcome to the official (and highly selective) Application to Date Rebecca Joey Schwab.
This is mostly a joke… but also not entirely. I need content, and I keep getting DMs asking me out. SO put your money where your mouth is, impress me!
I am a comedian, producer, and professional content curator based in Chicago. Think of this as equal parts audition, personality test, and mild psychological evaluation. Also of course, entertainment.
Even though I am not actively dating…
I am looking for someone funny, self-aware, emotionally competent, and ideally a Nice Jewish Boy™ (NJB)—but I’m open to strong candidates with compelling arguments.
Please answer thoughtfully. Or at least entertainingly. Either way if you pay $10, I will read it.
Applications will be reviewed based on:
Humor (very important)
Effort (also important)
Vibes (can’t be explained, but we all know)
Bonus points for:
Making me laugh out loud (and being funny enough to share on my social)
Being able to handle a woman who is funnier than you
Knowing how to plan a great date
Speaking Hebrew
Red flags will not automatically disqualify you… unless they’re boring.
Apply at your own risk. All applications are $10.
*** By submitting you give me the right to all content you include and can use it as I see fit.
If I am impressed enough, I will go on a virtual date! Let’s find love in a hopeless place.
Welcome to the official (and highly selective) Application to Date Rebecca Joey Schwab.
This is mostly a joke… but also not entirely. I need content, and I keep getting DMs asking me out. SO put your money where your mouth is, impress me!
I am a comedian, producer, and professional content curator based in Chicago. Think of this as equal parts audition, personality test, and mild psychological evaluation. Also of course, entertainment.
Even though I am not actively dating…
I am looking for someone funny, self-aware, emotionally competent, and ideally a Nice Jewish Boy™ (NJB)—but I’m open to strong candidates with compelling arguments.
Please answer thoughtfully. Or at least entertainingly. Either way if you pay $10, I will read it.
Applications will be reviewed based on:
Humor (very important)
Effort (also important)
Vibes (can’t be explained, but we all know)
Bonus points for:
Making me laugh out loud (and being funny enough to share on my social)
Being able to handle a woman who is funnier than you
Knowing how to plan a great date
Speaking Hebrew
Red flags will not automatically disqualify you… unless they’re boring.
Apply at your own risk. All applications are $10.
*** By submitting you give me the right to all content you include and can use it as I see fit.
If I am impressed enough, I will go on a virtual date! Let’s find love in a hopeless place.